Starting off this blog calling out my fellow millennials for being too barred out !!! Y’all are popping like 10 xans at a time and gonna be blaming your future life failures on Bernie not getting the nomination instead of a crazy tolerance to benzos that leaves you falling asleep on mom’s couch until you’re 35 and/or dead in the tub as you Instagram your Lush bath bomb and accidentally sink to the bottom just like the damn soap
Like really. MY XANAX DEALER HAS A WAITING LIST and I just fucking need them for comedowns after I’ve been (kinda) productive !!